Boat Seller Gifts

"Oh, somebody might still want to buy it. I'll put it online as a listing."

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Do you mind?"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'It was this big. I swear'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'Now cut that out!'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Funnel of Love.

Tim's marketing solutions

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'Could you give us a push?'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'