Boat Seller Pillows

"Oh, somebody might still want to buy it. I'll put it online as a listing."

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Gone Bookkeepin'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

'Now cut that out!'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Tim's marketing solutions

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

'Could you give us a push?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'