Tourism Operator Gifts

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

The Zoo.

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Beach con-man.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Culture Saturday

'Now that's an afro!'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.