Cruise Operator Gifts

Tour of the Moat

"First class, or with children?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

The Desert Island Package

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

S. S. All You Can Eat

'I can't get them to leave. They want to sign up for another cruise.'

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

'Excuse me, Sir. Would you please let go of your streamer?'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"What's the best ailment I could claim to convince my husband that I need a luxury cruise?"

'I told you changing that one word would bring in the business!'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

'Feeling a little sick, dear?'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

"Two weeks in France with a cataract operation, no problem."