Cruise Captain Gifts

New York Sightseeing Cruises

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

Bon Voyage

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Sailor in Car.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.

Sea weed harvest.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Lighthouse Beam.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Lifesaver!

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Distractions.

Romance on the Yacht

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"