Cruise Captains Gifts

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Sailor in Car.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.

Sea weed harvest.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Lighthouse Beam.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Lifesaver!

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Romance on the Yacht

Distractions.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.