Cruise Captains T-Shirts

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Sailor in Car.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Sea weed harvest.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Lifesaver!

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Distractions.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.