Yacht Captain T-Shirts

"He's gone on a lap of honour!"

Boat to the Horizon.

"That's a popular destination for that couple... they were here last year at this time..."

Yachting.

'Thank heaven's I'm wearing clean underwear.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Sea weed harvest.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Lighthouse Beam.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Lifesaver!

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Romance on the Yacht

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Distractions.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.