Speedboat Captain T-Shirts

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Sea weed harvest.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lifesaver!

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Distractions.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Romance on the Yacht

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.