Speedboat Captain T-Shirts

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Sea weed harvest.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lifesaver!

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Romance on the Yacht

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Tunnel of fleeting love.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Distractions.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Suez Canal Curse

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'