Toy Boat Captain T-Shirts

'We finally got the bugger!'

Remote control pirate bully

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Captain steering house through flood.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Romance on the Yacht

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Admiral in the bath.

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Submarine Hunter.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Sportknitting

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Boat to the Horizon.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Man struggling to row,

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'

Message in fishing net - 'Sorry - we don't live here anymore'.

Remote control bridge in bath.

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'