Toy Boat Captain T-Shirts

Bill Gates - sinking boat in the bathtub.

'We finally got the bugger!'

Remote control pirate bully

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Captain steering house through flood.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Romance on the Yacht

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Submarine Hunter.

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Admiral in the bath.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Sportknitting

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Boat to the Horizon.

No caption. (Rowers carry an oar in four briefcases).

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

Man struggling to row,

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Message in fishing net - 'Sorry - we don't live here anymore'.

Remote control bridge in bath.