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Admiral in the bath.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Captain steering house through flood.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Ramming Speed!"

Romance on the Yacht

Soap recovery Ship in bath

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Submarine Hunter.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Man struggling to row,

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'

Remote control bridge in bath.

Message in fishing net - 'Sorry - we don't live here anymore'.

Giraffe Sailing

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'

'This is probably far enough, Michael!'