Toy Boat Commander Pillows

Admiral in the bath.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Captain steering house through flood.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"Ramming Speed!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Romance on the Yacht

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Soap recovery Ship in bath

Submarine Hunter.

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

Man struggling to row,

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

Remote control bridge in bath.

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'

Message in fishing net - 'Sorry - we don't live here anymore'.

'This is probably far enough, Michael!'

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'