Toy Soldier Commander T-Shirts

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Second lifeReal life.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Ramming Speed!"

"It's the battering classes"

A Real Pinata Surprise

Submarine Hunter.

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

Admiral in the bath.

Army Man Playset 2020

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

USS Party Time.

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

Soap Recovery Ship

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

Russian Army Men Ukraine Playset!

Navy games.

"Do your folks know you're into guns?"

Small boy: 'Now then! All together!'