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Soap Recovery Ship

Remote control pirate bully

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Ramming Speed!"

Admiral in the bath.

Submarine Hunter.

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

USS Party Time.

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"Captain, we're headed straight toward a big gaping hole of needs!"

Exporting - Highs and Lows

"Land ahoy!"

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

"Do your folks know you're into guns?"

Navy games.

Small boy: 'Now then! All together!'

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

Crowded Shipping Lanes Set

'Oh look! He's radically restructuring his toy soldiers.'

'I think you were supposed to wait a while after drinking it.'

Two men at the park, one with a remote control boat and the other with a remote control mine.

Boat in the Bath

'We finally got the bugger!'