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Soap Recovery Ship

Remote control pirate bully

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Ramming Speed!"

Admiral in the bath.

Submarine Hunter.

Leonard Nimoy

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

USS Party Time.

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

Wax Museum. Space, the final frontier. That's "Kirk," "Bones" and "Spork."

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

"Captain, we're headed straight toward a big gaping hole of needs!"

Exporting - Highs and Lows

"Land ahoy!"

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

"I hear you're having trouble keeping up with the rest of your platoon. What seems to be the problem, private?"

Vote for Noah for Ship's Captain. I received a campaign contribution from every species except unicorn. Well, I guess that settles that!

"Do your folks know you're into guns?"

Navy games.

Small boy: 'Now then! All together!'

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

Crowded Shipping Lanes Set

'Oh look! He's radically restructuring his toy soldiers.'

'I think you were supposed to wait a while after drinking it.'

Bill Gates - sinking boat in the bathtub.

Two men at the park, one with a remote control boat and the other with a remote control mine.

Boat in the Bath