Toy Soldier Tactician T-Shirts

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Kitchen Tetris

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

I love Basketball.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Ramming Speed!"

"It's the battering classes"

A Real Pinata Surprise

Army Man Playset 2020

Human males marking territory.

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

Good poetry & Winning teams

'... I'll take the handoff to the tailback, then give the ball to my stunt double here, and he will dive head-first into the end zone.'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

Kamakasi pilot instructor

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."

"This tantrum has been powerful, honest and riveting, and I think we should just give him what he wants."

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

GREENLAND

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."