Toy Soldier Tactician Gifts

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Kitchen Tetris

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

I love Basketball.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Carlo Ancelotti

"Ramming Speed!"

"It's the battering classes"

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

Army Man Playset 2020

A Real Pinata Surprise

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'... I'll take the handoff to the tailback, then give the ball to my stunt double here, and he will dive head-first into the end zone.'

Good poetry & Winning teams

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Kamakasi pilot instructor

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

"This tantrum has been powerful, honest and riveting, and I think we should just give him what he wants."

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

GREENLAND