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Boat in the Bath

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Captain in a storm

"Mind the whale, dear."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Are we there yet?'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Touché"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Moustached gentleman

Saved...life is good!

Titanic: How's my steering.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'