Toy Sailboat Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Business Duck

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'It was this big. I swear'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

Soap recovery Ship in bath

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'We have an enormous problem accumulating on the poop deck, Sir, if you catch my drift.'

I hate these flying fish

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'How about this one?'

"We can try to reel him in, but if it scratches my boat, you're praying for it!"

Ever get the feeling you're being watched?