Toy Sailboat Enthusiast T-Shirts

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Business Duck

'It was this big. I swear'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Tunnel of fleeting love.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'We have an enormous problem accumulating on the poop deck, Sir, if you catch my drift.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

I hate these flying fish

Ever get the feeling you're being watched?

'How about this one?'