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"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."

'Wow! Noah certainly knows how to throw an ark together.'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

On the brink.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

Suez Canal Curse

Rats leave a launching ship.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

Need tickets.

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

Captain Thomas Coram.

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Ship sinking while worker is still painting.

'Jim called to say he apologizes to you and the 300 guests, but he'll have to marry you next week instead. He totally forgot he made plans to go to a boat show this weekend.'

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

Cuban Exports

Suez canal blocking.

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Ship

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.