Canoe Captain T-Shirts

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Rule 1: Wear a life jacket. Rule 2: Don't get all tangled up in the anchor rope.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Out on the river

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Sea weed harvest.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

I drive, therefore I am.

Lifesaver!

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Distractions.

Romance on the Yacht

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Remember when?... When was that?