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First day out on the mobility scooter...

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Captain steering house through flood.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

I drive, therefore I am.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Romance on the Yacht

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Sportknitting

A flighttime story

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Boat to the Horizon.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

Bon Voyage

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'