Kite Captain T-Shirts

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Modern kite for wind energy.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Captain steering house through flood.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Remote controlled car on a boat.

The First Kite

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

'Outside with that!'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Love At First Shock

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Romance on the Yacht

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Sportknitting

Flying the kite in strong winds

Be sure to thank your father when you're done!

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

A flighttime story

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"