Kite Pilot T-Shirts

Be sure to thank your father when you're done!

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

"I told him we needed more string."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

'Outside with that!'

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Love At First Shock

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Extreme kites!

"No, still there."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Children's games and technology

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

Flying the kite in strong winds

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

'Quick, open the back door!'

"We're under attack!"

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

Early kite experiment.

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

A pilot flies a kite.

We've been busy today, Ernie! And all because we followed Ted's suggestions! First he told us to go fly a kite. That was fun! Next, he told us to take a hike. It was beautiful. Then he said we should go pound sand and now he wants us to jump in a lake! Best day ever!