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"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

"I told him we needed more string."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

'Outside with that!'

Love At First Shock

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"No, still there."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Children's games and technology

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

Extreme kites!

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

Flying the kite in strong winds

"We're under attack!"

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'Quick, open the back door!'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

"Don't let go, and lose my kite, Dad!"

"It's March, Who needs a kite?"

Balloon Man

A pilot flies a kite.

Early kite experiment.