Kite Flyer T-Shirts

Man uses a kite in lightning to start his car.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'Dinner's ready, Benjamin...get in here right this second!'

'Yes, my wife likes to keep an eye on me from our balcony.'

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

Early American electric guitar.

Vaccine kite

"No, still there."

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

'HEY YOU TWO TAKE THAT OUTSIDE'

Kite Painting

'It's understandable that he's down. His job, company, industry, hometown, sports heroes and hobbies have been downsized.'

A childs kite falls from the sky,he buys a balloon using it to re-fly his kite

Child creates a shadow over sunbathing lady with kite.

'When your kite gets blown away.'

Balloon Man

'I try not to push him. After all, his job, his division, his company and his hometown were eliminated.'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone."

No caption (An angel flies above a kite. Both have the same type of string coming off of them as a tail).

A mermaid flying a ray kite

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Modern kite for wind energy.

"I told him we needed more string."

The First Kite

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

'Outside with that!'

'She's still a novice yet.'

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!