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"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Danger Slow Sand.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

"I told him we needed more string."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

'Outside with that!'

Love At First Shock

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Children's games and technology

Extreme kites!

An old lady Kitesurfing

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"No, still there."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Flying the kite in strong winds

Cross-country knitting.

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

"We're under attack!"

'Quick, open the back door!'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

"We ran into a marathon."

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."