Whimsical Kite Flyer T-Shirts

"I found a great way to keep my yard from tangling as I work."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"I told him we needed more string."

The First Kite

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

'Outside with that!'

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Dog on a plane.

Love At First Shock

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

"No, still there."

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

Extreme kites!

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

Flying the kite in strong winds

'Quick, open the back door!'

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"We're under attack!"

Be sure to thank your father when you're done!

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

A pilot flies a kite.