Whimsical Kite Flyer T-Shirts

"I found a great way to keep my yard from tangling as I work."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"I told him we needed more string."

The First Kite

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

'Outside with that!'

Dog on a plane.

Love At First Shock

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

"No, still there."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Extreme kites!

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

Flying the kite in strong winds

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

'Quick, open the back door!'

"We're under attack!"

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

Balloon Man