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Aviation cocktail

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Crop duster wanted.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Christmas Flights

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

"You're violating my airspace."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

I brake for Jetliners.

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

'And how often do you get these urges to fly, Mr Curtis? Mr Curtis...?'

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."

"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"

Confessions on a plane.

Santa's Flies Safe

"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

Balloon Musician

Kangaroo in a plane.

Speedy magic carpet.

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

Countless cookies and glasses of milk don't mix well with Toledo turbulence!"