Imaginary Flyer Gifts

Aviation cocktail

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Crop duster wanted.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

Christmas Flights

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"You're violating my airspace."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

I brake for Jetliners.

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."

Confessions on a plane.

"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"

Balloon Musician

Santa's Flies Safe

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

Speedy magic carpet.

Kangaroo in a plane.

'And how often do you get these urges to fly, Mr Curtis? Mr Curtis...?'

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

Witch launching for aircraft carrier.

Countless cookies and glasses of milk don't mix well with Toledo turbulence!"