Festive Flyer Fantasy Gifts

Image of Santa on a plane with a reindeer.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Christmas Flights

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

Great Moment in North Pole History

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Scary Face at Window

Santa's Second Stringers.

C is for Cracker