Fantasy Flyers Gifts

"I think the pain meds are kicking in Mr. Wiggles."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Food fight!'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

Helicopter

'He has really taken to the training.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Plane windscreen cleaner

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

Elite-Premium Passengers

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

"Congratulations! You're the proud father of 5 thousand squirming little maggots!"

'And how often do you get these urges to fly, Mr Curtis? Mr Curtis...?'

Speedy magic carpet.

Balloon Musician

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'

"This is your captain speaking. I'm delighted to announce that all you frequent flyers members on board today will earn five credits at the college of your choice."

Kangaroo in a plane.