Imaginative Flyer Gifts

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Dog on a plane.

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Christmas Flights

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

I brake for Jetliners.

"You're violating my airspace."

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

Speedy magic carpet.

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

'And how often do you get these urges to fly, Mr Curtis? Mr Curtis...?'

Aviation cocktail

Santa's Flies Safe

Kangaroo in a plane.

"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"

Balloon Musician

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'