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"I think the pain meds are kicking in Mr. Wiggles."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

'Food fight!'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

Helicopter

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'He has really taken to the training.'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Plane windscreen cleaner

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

Elite-Premium Passengers

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

'Your honor, my client requests the maximum bail possible so that he can post it with his frequent-flier credit card.'

"Congratulations! You're the proud father of 5 thousand squirming little maggots!"

'And how often do you get these urges to fly, Mr Curtis? Mr Curtis...?'

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'

Kangaroo in a plane.

Speedy magic carpet.

Balloon Musician