Festive Flyer Gifts

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'...and did you pack the bag yourself?'

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Santa on Autopilot

"How do you pay for all your carry-ons?"

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Santa Claus at Airport Security

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

"Whatever you hit Captain it wasn't a bird. The only thing I can see in here is lot s of wrapping paper, broken toys and shattered antlers."

"Did you feel a bump? I thought I felt a bump."

Countless cookies and glasses of milk don't mix well with Toledo turbulence!"

Santa's Flies Safe

". . . and a prosperous New Year!"

Santa waiting for his luggage at the airport.

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

I brake for Jetliners.

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

Reindeer Crossing

Flight attendant in sleigh above snowy scene.

Christmas Flights

Christmas Family Gliders

"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."