Flyer Gifts

Take off went surprisingly well, but landing was going to be a bitch.

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

A smiling cyclist

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Crop duster wanted.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Christmas Flights

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH!

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

I brake for Jetliners.

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'This ladies and gentlemen is our business model.'

Santa's Flies Safe

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

Memorial Day

Countless cookies and glasses of milk don't mix well with Toledo turbulence!"

"That sure is one patriotic grill you got there, Herb."

Community Board: Free Paper Ripping Lessons

Skydiving Pizza

"I've been learning how to fly hot-air balloons!"

Reindeer Crossing

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