Faith Flyer Gifts

'I think we're about to make a forced landing.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At the 2021 Religious Games

Tiny Visions

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

A smiling cyclist

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Drive-thru Church

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Father

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Nun Binning the Devil

Parachuting bishop.

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).