Holy Flyer Gifts

Confessions on a plane.

Pilot with champagne.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Private Jet

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Parachuting bishop.

Crop duster wanted.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Jesus Christ

Monk on the beach

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

Airports.

Missing you.

Cherub on a cloud

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

God and His Copilot.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

'Come on! You only live once!'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Skydive

A leap of faith.

'And how often do you get these urges to fly, Mr Curtis? Mr Curtis...?'

The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."

Balloon Musician

'Hi, I'm a sky marshall, you?'

Flying carpets.

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

Speedy magic carpet.