Holy High Flyer Gifts

A leap of faith.

Pilot with champagne.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Private Jet

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Monk on the beach

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

Airports.

Missing you.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Cherub on a cloud

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'Come on! You only live once!'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

Skydive

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

Confessions on a plane.

Man flying above the clouds

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."

Trapeze artists.

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

'Hi, I'm a sky marshall, you?'

Flying carpets.

'Damned tourists.'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."