Happy High Flyer Gifts

"Whenever they low, I get high."

Pilot with champagne.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

Private Jet

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Dog on a plane.

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

Missing you.

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Casual skydiving.

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"Who wants to go first?"

For Sale: Red Arrow

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Starting is the scariest part.

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

'Come on! You only live once!'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Try Bob's Flight School

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

A leap of faith.