Happy High Flyer Pillows

"Whenever they low, I get high."

Pilot with champagne.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Private Jet

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Dog on a plane.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

Missing you.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

Casual skydiving.

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

For Sale: Red Arrow

"Who wants to go first?"

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Starting is the scariest part.

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'Come on! You only live once!'

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Try Bob's Flight School

Skydive

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'