Holiday Highflyer Gifts

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Pilot with champagne.

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"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Private Jet

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Crop duster wanted.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

Missing you.

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Christmas Flights

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

Back to School

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

I brake for Jetliners.

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'Come on! You only live once!'

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

Skydive

A leap of faith.

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."