Sky Flier Gifts

Crop duster wanted.

Pilot with champagne.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

A smiling cyclist

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Private Jet

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Dog on a plane.

Flies up the ante!

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Pet Drone

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

Missing you.

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"No, still there."

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

No fly zone

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

Back to School

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'Come on! You only live once!'

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

Balloon Man

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."