Freedom Flier Gifts

'Joe, could I have your frequent flier points?'

"You're fired."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Carefree luggage.

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Ban on Free Speech

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Voltaire

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Walking Luggage.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Press Freedom

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Letters escape from a caged book.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.