Freedom Flier Mugs

'Joe, could I have your frequent flier points?'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"You're fired."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Carefree luggage.

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Ban on Free Speech

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Voltaire

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Walking Luggage.

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Press Freedom

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

George Orwell

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Letters escape from a caged book.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Government a la Carte