Sky Flyer Gifts

Back to School

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Pilot with champagne.

A smiling cyclist

Private Jet

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Crop duster wanted.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Flies up the ante!

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Missing you.

Pet Drone

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"No, still there."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

No fly zone

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'Come on! You only live once!'

Balloon Man