Young Flyer Gifts

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Would you like some wings?"

Pilot with champagne.

"Recess does things to a man."

A smiling cyclist

Private Jet

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'She's still a novice yet.'

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Crop duster wanted.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Dog on a plane.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

Missing you.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

Back to School

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'Come on! You only live once!'

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'