Fun-loving Flyer Gifts

Captain Pointy No.13 - Flying instructor needs to go to toilet

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Dog on a plane.

Skipping Horse

The Vineyard

'Flight simulator'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Vampire on a plane

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

You Know You're Old When...

'Would yo like reading or non-reading?'

'We found your luggage! It went to Buffalo!'

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

Airport security - next step?

'I'll bet my luggage ends up at another hospital.'

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

"So that's what this is all about? Frequent Flyer Miles?"

Frequent Flier Tom Walstrom, on his way to Seattle, passes his luggage on it's way to L.A.

"The plane will cost $269 million per unit... a little less if we forego the cup holders."

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."

"As this is our first date, perhaps I should tell you that I participate in several frequent liar programmes."

'Fly me straight over the bears, James...'

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

"And here we have a very rare and unusual piece titled 'The Last Remaining Open Seat.'"

'Joe, could I have your frequent flier points?'

'He must be going economy!'

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

"Back! Back! Rows twenty and higher only!"

"What's up with him?" "Travelling on points."

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

Relax, sir. As soon as we're sure the first class passengers have plenty of oxygen, you'll get yours.