Fun-loving Flyer Gifts

Captain Pointy No.13 - Flying instructor needs to go to toilet

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Dog on a plane.

Skipping Horse

The Vineyard

'Flight simulator'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Vampire on a plane

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

You Know You're Old When...

'Would yo like reading or non-reading?'

Airport security - next step?

'We found your luggage! It went to Buffalo!'

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

'I'll bet my luggage ends up at another hospital.'

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

'Fly me straight over the bears, James...'

"The plane will cost $269 million per unit... a little less if we forego the cup holders."

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

"As this is our first date, perhaps I should tell you that I participate in several frequent liar programmes."

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."

"So that's what this is all about? Frequent Flyer Miles?"

Frequent Flier Tom Walstrom, on his way to Seattle, passes his luggage on it's way to L.A.

'Joe, could I have your frequent flier points?'

"And here we have a very rare and unusual piece titled 'The Last Remaining Open Seat.'"

'He must be going economy!'

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

"Back! Back! Rows twenty and higher only!"

"What's up with him?" "Travelling on points."

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

Opt Out of Body Scans and Pat Downs - Fly Nude.

'Is this business class?'

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'