Fun-loving Rider Gifts

Skipping Horse

The Vineyard

The Victors

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Dog on a plane.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Monkey Handshake

Rubber Ring

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Monster chariot races

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

"Boogie your socks off."

'You can read the instructions, or save a lot of time and just throw it up into a tall tree.'

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

Spin the turtle.

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

'Gottleib, Gotlieb, look what I invented!'

I brake for elves.