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'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Would you like some wings?"

Pilot with champagne.

A smiling cyclist

"Recess does things to a man."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Private Jet

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'She's still a novice yet.'

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Crop duster wanted.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Dog on a plane.

Missing you.

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

Back to School

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

'Come on! You only live once!'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."