Joyful Flyer T-Shirts

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Parachuting bishop.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Jesus Christ

Dog on a plane.

Airports.

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Casual skydiving.

God and His Copilot.

"Who wants to go first?"

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Starting is the scariest part.

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Try Bob's Flight School

"I'm pretty sure this is the way..."

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."

'And how often do you get these urges to fly, Mr Curtis? Mr Curtis...?'

Confessions on a plane.

Balloon Musician

In Case of Emergency

Kangaroo in a plane.

Speedy magic carpet.

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

"I used to be afraid of flying, but thanks to airplanes, not anymore."

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

Words you don't ever want to hear: 'I keep forgetting - east, is that to the left or the right of north?'