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"He used to be an aerodynamics engineer."

Pilot with champagne.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Private Jet

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Crop duster wanted.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Missing you.

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Cherub on a cloud

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Back to School

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'Come on! You only live once!'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Skydive

A leap of faith.

Kangaroo in a plane.

'Hi, I'm a sky marshall, you?'

The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."

Speedy magic carpet.

Flying carpets.

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."