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"He used to be an aerodynamics engineer."

Pilot with champagne.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Private Jet

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Crop duster wanted.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Missing you.

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

Cherub on a cloud

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Back to School

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'Come on! You only live once!'

Skydive

A leap of faith.

Speedy magic carpet.

Balloon Musician

Aviation cocktail

Flying carpets.

'And how often do you get these urges to fly, Mr Curtis? Mr Curtis...?'

The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."